I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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