OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Randomize
