Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Randomize
