Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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