we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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