I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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