the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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