is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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