Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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