In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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