In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
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Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
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