But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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