he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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