I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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