I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
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Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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