Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
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DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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