3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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