How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I am never drinking with the goths again.
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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