when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
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