it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Randomize
