I love black thongs
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky