Did you just see the Batmobile???
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
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Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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