Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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