so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I think a kid would responsible me up
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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