So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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