Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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