She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
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I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
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