Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
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