You're a womanizer and a bitch.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
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You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
organizing the empties. That sober.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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