I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
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Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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