So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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