i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.