5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds