Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Randomize
