"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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