found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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