Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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