This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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