2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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