I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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