I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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