big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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