I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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