Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
She needs sedatives and a leash
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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