Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i will never coherently bang her
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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