TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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