what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
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