How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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