real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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