i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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