The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
