if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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