Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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