Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
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You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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