let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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