chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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